6 Jun 2010
Let’s talk about morality. Can you justify owning stock in companies that are treating the Earth like a prison pillow with a crayon face? Of course you can, but it takes some mental gymnastics. I’m here to help.
If you buy stock in a despicable company, it means some of the previous owners of that company sold it to you. If the stock then rises more than the market average, you successfully screwed the previous owners of the hated company. That’s exactly like justice, only better because you made a profit. Then you can sell your stocks for a gain and donate all of your earnings to good causes, such as education for your own kids.
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Scott Adams, reliably hilarious
See also his points on technical analysis of investments and Apple stock.
Dilbert’s Scott Adams on Betting on the Bad Guys in Investing - WSJ.com



