11 Apr 2010
I can honestly say I have never read the Wall Street Journal and I don’t intend to. I got a couple of stocks that I bought when I was 18 and they went to (expletive).
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Sox manager Terry Francona, in response to a Wall Street Journal analysis that Josh Beckett took the most time per pitch in the big leagues in a measurement they labeled SLOTH (Seconds to Launch One Throw Home).
(via Boston Herald) (via randomsox)
This is particularly funny to me because I am interning at Dow Jones this summer — and am really excited.
